I woke up this morning, woke up Brandon for the last day of school (whoo hoo!), then went into the kitchen to turn on the coffee pot and realized that I'm out of half and half! 'Thats okay', I thought. I'll just have some milk. Nope. No milk, either. Now, for those of you who don't drink coffee, you're probably saying, "So, what?" But for us coffee lovers we HAVE to have our fixins, right? I woke up faster than any amount of caffeine could wake me! I thought OMG! I have to get to Speedway to get me some cream. I grabbed the clothes I was wearing last night, threw them on, and rushed out the door, bringing a car cup of black coffee with me.
I got to the convenience store, purchased a gallon of milk, and got back in the Jimmy. It was only then that I realized what I looked like. I was a genuine certified Hootchie Momma! My mascara was smeared all over my face, my hair a state of disorder, and I wasn't wearing a bra!
It wouldn't have been so bad - not wearing a bra- if I wasn't wearing the particular top I was wearing. It was a black lacy see thru top. Yesterday, I was wearing a black bra under it, but this morning, I was in all my glory! No wonder the old man at Speedway was staring at me!